"Never tell me the odds!"

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

some ppls urls r so stupid smh

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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